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zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics

no

Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

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gafsketchbook:

This is why i think Avatar should be R rated 

baptisms:

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life

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charlesoberonn:

Every scene in Homestuck has at least two very different but equally valid interpretations.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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babiegyrle:

losrachetss:

kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat:

thaunderground:

sizvideos:

Video

I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

Lololol this was hilarious

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sassy-gay-justice:

You know the world is fucked when nine-year-olds start acting like sexual predators.

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ghostrickbara:

makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday

jesus christ pIVI

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

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soaply:

fvckie:

please do not smoke the frogs

why is it holding a stick this is a forest guardian or at least a frog in a position of power clearly

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brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

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