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giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

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dennisbrain:

theirishwishmonger:

dennisbrain:

hello yes if any brass players wanna snapchat me nudes it would be appreciated
username is thehorniesthornist

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this is better than anything i could have hoped for

Posted 15 hours ago With 134,173 notes

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why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

bodypartss:

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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This post is so fucking important to me

Posted 16 hours ago With 86,669 notes

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rainbowsmudge:

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

ys-ella:

maestremadness:

my-british-soul:

lado-sur:

renal-agenesis:

The Game of Life.

oh my god

what an interesting way to look at things.

lifes a gamble

and death always wins

because death has nothing to lose

wow.

Or maybe because Death’s a cheating whore look at that fuck hiding cards under his bony ass

HO GAWD

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abnormal-lovers:

She is probably the only one who can come back at him like that and get away with it

#i love it because levi knows she really means what she’s saying even if it’s annoying or dumb-sounding and that she doesn’t mean any harm#so he’s like#TCH I CAN’T KICK HER

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

abloodyawfulcabbie:

Over here in Britain we take Harry Potter very seriously.

When I saw this headline I thought ‘Wait, did Daniel Radcliffe get married and I just never heard about it?’

But no

This is actually a news article about the fictional marriage of an imaginary wizard

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themaidenofthetree:

How to Train Your Dragon as told by pugs. (x)

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stoner-senpai:

So we aren’t gonna talk about this?

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aph-kirklands:

if you ever feel bad about your art just remember that john drew this when he was 13

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chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

Posted 20 hours ago With 222,170 notes

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catchattroupe:

catchattroupe:

SO I WAS ON TINDER AND I FOUND BACKPACK AND I CNAT STOP LAUGHING

Update

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martymcflybacktothefuture:

iceclimbers:

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i don’t know what this is called but its my favorite genre of music

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