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araneaserketvevo:

terezi-pie-rope:

2-knights-1-asteroid:

did he add dates to the pester logs or am i just being dumb?

what the shit

Something’s going down.

realnaegi:

thats a cool character design but consider the following:

  • freckles

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elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

jpnvines:

僕の”フリーカラー”ペン。My “Free Color” pen. #ginzablow 〜 (GIN)銀三郎

My “Free Color” pen. My “Free Color” pen. #ginzablow 〜 (GIN)銀三郎

pizzist:

Why are onions sad?

Because when we see them naked

We cry

Posted 2 hours ago With 4,098 notes

How to Ride a Werewolf

fireandshellamari:

finishingschoolbooks:

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Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

I may have found my new favourite thing.

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mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

teenyweenynotepad:

hetaliabritain:

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONCERNED

Oh god. I was, actually scared.

EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

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  • Things you learn when beginning most languages: Colors, numbers, "hi my name is"
  • Things you learn when beginning Latin: war, manliness, four words for "death"

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holly-draws-skeletons:

Hey! I made a spooky ghost for you guys! 

It’s transparent!

twirlytumblfluff:

memeguy-com:

This man knows how to ride a Segway

This is the ONLY way to ride a Segway.

Tagged: #queuesadilla

Tagged: #queuesadilla

ashiecrackerr:

So in my basic drawing class we are learning to draw facial features and I couldnt help myself to draw eyes on all the lips

Tagged: #queuesadilla